MyLeyla  and The laughing Physician

MyLeyla was pushing a cart in the hospital lobby when someone she described as a “Ten-Foot Giant of a Physician” stepped in front of her beverage cart, blocked her path and thundered,

“May I have my triple expresso. NOW!”


She had forgotten, and was sincerely apologetic.



“Oh my! Did I forget to make your triple expresso?! Please, do forgive me, kind sir!”, she said, very politely.


As she was about to  turn her cart brimming with  coffee, mocha and hot chocolate, she could feel his cold suffocating stares choking her.



The apoplectic physician continued to block her path, but said  nothing more.


“I am sorry, kind sir. Please, now,  but if you would be good enough to step aside I will hurry back without delay to the physicians lounge and pour you a hot fresh cup” promised MyLeyla, sweetly.


The ten-foot-tall bloodshot eyed physician continued to stare at her coldly and continued to say nothing.


MyLeyla  has now visibly lost her patience and began to say,






“Doctor, please, what the F@#*k is up with you, asshole! step the F@#*k aside, please,

now!”

The fear struck Little Physician might have peed in his pants, but he continued to be speechless.

“Please, asshole, will you kindly step aside” requested  The Tech, smilingly.


Her  dagger looks  might have impaled his heart but he continued to say nothing


“Please, You Little Mutherf*@&%ker
Yea!  I am talking to YOU!! 

I am not going to ask you again, please step the Fu@@K aside, good kind sir”,  MyLeyla The Tech mumbled impatiently, now with quivering lips.


The coldly staring blood shot eyed  giant  of a  Little ER Tech stared down The Little ER Attending Physician.  She waited for a split second for him to utter a word but she could wait no longer.





“Please, sir! 

get out of my way!      NOW!!"

and now she is shouting  but her shoutings seem to be falling on ears that are deaf.

The dagger eyed physician continued to block her path, but

the  Bigger     Dagger      Eyes

of MyLeyla The Tech impaled his gut.



The now sickly frightened Little ER Attending threw up in his mouth but continued to say nothing!



“Please!

Are you both deaf  AND  dumb?!

Please! Sir?!”

the Little ER Tech inquired of the mutely standing weak-kneed physician.



The giant stood his ground trembling and peeing in his pants but still would say nothing.

“OUT OF MY WAY,  YOU!  IDIOT!!”

the now mumbling Tech with quivering upper lip screamed and yelled. But it seems her yellings and screamings have fallen on more deaf ears as everyone is running here and there and clearing out of  the ER now.



Then suddenly  the giant  coldly staring blood shot evil  eyed physician removed his stethoscope from around his twenty-four inch diameter neck and stared down, now unmutely,  at the Tech.



But before the white coated giant of a physician could open his mouth to get a word in edgewise, the lips of The  Now  Raging  Little  ER Tech, MyLeyla, explodes

into a blood curdling,

 “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN. WILL YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!?”

“EZAGHLY!! EZAGHLY!!”

Said the laughing 

Dr. E-Z.