“Where
are you, Filly, anyone
seen Filly . . .?”
“Smarty,
where is Filly?”
“Nando!
Nando!”
“I
don't know, Nando!”
“Nando!”
“Don't
ask me nothing! Nando!”
“I
don't know nothing, Nando!”
“Remember,
Nando-Nando! I am in A! Nando!”
“Filly
is in B! Nando-Nando!”
“But,
Smarty, I ask Officer Florres and he said he is certain Filly is not back there
in B . . .”
“Nando-Nando-Nando!!”
“Filly
is on his coffee break! Nando!”
“Okay!
Nando! Nando!!”
“MyLeyla,
can you find Filly for me?”
“Nando! Get
away from me!”
“Nando!
Stop bothering me! Nando!”
‘I swear!
Nando!”
“NANDO!!!!!!!!!”
“I am going
to give you
a fat upper lip!
Nando!”
“Go away from me, You Little Nando YOU!"
"You, you . . . YOU Nando YOU!!”
[Then
there is a disembodied voice out there (somewhere) in ER Land]
“Is
that you, Filly?”
“Yes, Nando. I
am over by
here, Nando.”
“Over
here? Over where, Filly? Okay, good. Can you do a finger stick for me, Filly?”
“I can't now, Nando. Sorry,
Nando”
“Sorry, Can't move,
Nando.”
“Are
you not well, Filly?”
“I am very
Sorry. I can't
move for the
next thirty minutes,
Nando.”
“Sorry, Nando”
“Nando. I am
doing a
watch, Nando. Sorry, very
sorry, Nando.”
“A
watch, Filly? What are you watching, Filly?”
“The Nursing
Supervisor have me
on a watch,
Nando, so sorry.”
“Sorry, I have to
watch to make
sure my patient's
toe nails grow,
Nando. Very very very
sorry, Nando”
“Okay,
Filly. Can I ask you to do a finger stick in thirteen when your patient's toe
nails starts to grow?”
“Nando, sorry, Nando.
I am taking
my break after
the watch, Nando.
So sorry.”
“But
you came from a break thirty minutes ago.”
“Nando, sorry. That
was my thirty
minute coffee break, Nando,
sorry.”
“Nando. I am
over due for
my sixty minutes mental break,
sorry, Nando”
(sixty
minutes later)
“Smarty. Is Filly back on the floor, I have
a transport going to Hall 5?”
“Nando!
Nando!”
“I
am working in A!!
Nando!”
“Nando-Nando-Nando!”
“No,
Nando!”
“But,
Smarty, all I am asking you is to tell me whether or not Filly is finished with
his break, I am not asking you to do ANYTHING”
“No!
No!”
“Nando!
Nando !Nando!!”
“Let
me saying it again!"
"Nando!! Nando!! Nando!! No!! No!!”
"Nando!! Nando!! Nando!! No!! No!!”
“I
am assigned ONLY to A!”
“Nando!
Nando!Just A! Nando-Nando!”
“Yes,
Smarty."
"Here is something I know:"
"I know you know NOTHING"
"Here is something I know:"
"I know you know NOTHING"
"I know you
know NOTHING about C!"
"And I know You
know NOTHING about B!"
"So I know I should not ask you NOTHING"
“I know you know NOTHING about C or B”
“I know you know NOTHING about C or B”
"AndI knowyou knowNOTHING aboutBandC, thisI know"
"Here is something else I know:"
"You know NOTHING about NOTHING"
"So there is NOTHING else I should know, isn't that right, Smarty?”
"You know NOTHING about NOTHING"
"So there is NOTHING else I should know, isn't that right, Smarty?”
“Nando-Nando! Nando!!”
“No-No, No-No-No-No-No, Nando!!!"
“Nando!
Nando! Nando!!”
“No!
Nando-Nando!”.
I
know NOTHING! Nando-Nando!”
“No!
Nando! Nando! Nando!!!”
