Life is Short

The quantum mechanical emergence and evolution of hydrogen chemistry gave rise to the exquisite molecules, Water & Carbon. The  special chemistry of H₂O & C allowed life to evolve here.

 Eons ago, the energy of our sun warmed a little pond; somewhere here, parts unknown. The hydrocarbon-carbohydrated pond scum in this "Little Darwinian Swimming Pool" brewed up complex biochemistry.  Cocktails of Carbon Chemicals stewed and congealed in Ponds of Aqueous Hot Springs Waters. Then, finally, self-replicating biochemical monomers and polymers (G-C-A-T-U) evolved from this scum of the earth. Bacteria emerged from these scummy ponds. Bacterial life huddled together inside these ponds  and invented a way to survive in a wide variety of scum. Descendant colonies of bacterium engineered a 'true kind', a more sophisticated and complex New Kind of bacteria, or Eubacteria. Some of these eubacteria evolved into politicians like Bernie Sanders. Hillary is a descendant of Hughie Eubacteria 

No one knows (((or cares))) what kind of scum The Donald arose from! But everyone knows that DONALD -J(UNK)-TRUMP  is full of weird, alien and strange kind of bacterial scum.




Eubacterium evolved into complex multicellular organisms, like fish, and Bernie & Hillary, and The D . . . (don't get me started!!). The fish of the seven seas swam ashore. While some returned to their ponds, others remained on  dry land and evolved into amphibians, reptiles and mammals . The question arose: who will win the contest for the American Electoral College in the American  Main Lands? A good beginning is to return The Don to his "little darwinian pond". Hopefully the electorate will send this Nineteenth-Century P. I .G. a message at the November polls and soak this S.N.S. Dumbass ScumTrump in a salty sea up to his rump ("S.N.S" stands for Sleazy Nazi Scumbag).
 

Sixty-five million years ago Dino D'saury Dinosaur watched, curiously, as a giant asteroid screamed down from the heavens.  The mammals, Roth E. MicenMen and his daughter, Lucky-Lin E. RathChic, were foraging underground when Dino said to Dumbo Dipsy-D’Dinosaur and D'EftUpp Duh Dinosaur,  and T. Rex:

 "S#@t!!!!",

 "F$@k!!",

but before he could say

 "DUCK!!",

it was all over

By Tuesday April 1st the coldblooded dinosaurs were extinct. By Sunday April 6th the warm-blooded mammals began to run roughshod all over the earth as if they owned the damned place!

T. Rex and his ilk  ruled Earth for one hundred and fifty million years, and then one day:

“CRASH!!

“POOF!!’

APOCALYPSE!!

Wiped off the face of the Earth.

How long have humanity ruled?

(less than one million years).

How long have humanity got?

When is our Tuesday April 1st?

Who will be ruling on another Sunday April 6th?

Don’t look to the heavens  or down in the hot bowels of volcanoes for the apocalypse.

Look inwards.

You don't have to look too far if Trump becomes the next president.

 Look in The White House.

Life is short . . .